Definitions by PiXiE

marto 

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

marto by Pixie November 5, 2003

ufo's 

really fuckin comphy pants

i love to dance in my ufo pants!

ufo's by pixie August 18, 2003

fuck tard 

1) Fucking retarded
2) One who is fucked up and retarded

Hey shithead! You're fucking cds skip you fucktard

fuck tard by Pixie August 2, 2003

Unco 

One who is lacking in any form of coordination whatsoever

Hell Salo is UNCO

Unco by pixie January 21, 2003