Definitions by Phone Headed Asshole

Brahtversed 

Pronounced: braat·vrst
A swear that means dirty fucking bastard. It also has just been made up.

Person 1: My cat just scratched me.
Person 2: That brahtversed!
Person 3: ... what?

Brahtversed by Phone Headed Asshole March 7, 2022

Entity 303 

Definition 1:
He was meant to be the new Herobrine, but then everyone forgot about him.
Definition 2:
He is a Minecraft hacker who is much more dangerous then Herobrine.

Sentence 1:

Person 1: hay have you heard of Entity 303.
Person 2: Who is Entity 303?

Sentence 2:
Person 1: Hey I got hacked
Person 2: thats sad... wait by who?
Person 1: Entity 303

Entity 303 by Phone Headed Asshole January 14, 2022

Andrey Duskin

A man attempting to claim a trademark on the Russian SCP Foundation Branch.

Person 1: who's Andrey Duskin?
Person 2: ... take a seat, this will be a long story.

Andrey Duskin by Phone Headed Asshole January 10, 2022

bahzader 

It's a basic requirement. It can only be found through Google translate, also isn't a word...

Person 1: Hey what does bahzader mean, and why is it a basic requirement?
Person 2: Googled it... it's not a word.

bahzader by Phone Headed Asshole January 10, 2022

Marx

You are probably looking for marx from kirby but got karl marx stuff

Guy: *types marx into Google*
Google: karl marx?
Guy *types marx from kirby*

Marx by Phone Headed Asshole April 11, 2020