@Philosopher of Pain's definitions

Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit

Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."

by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023

Life

A hopeless void of pain and suffering and no matter what you do everything still sucks

"Hey how are you?"
"Its life man."

by Philosopher of Pain May 19, 2023