Definitions by Philbert Rhosenburg
Eskimo Mudpie
after a savage series of butt sex with a fine female, simply pull your pants down to your ankles and drop a fuckin huge shit on her chest, smear it in, then make her lick your hands and fingers clean
Eskimo Mudpie by Philbert Rhosenburg March 11, 2004
swamp ass
swamp ass occurs when one with a hairy ass has been sitting in a chair for a long period of time hence causing a large abundance of sweat on the back of your pants so it looks as though you squeeged in your pants.
damn, i have a bad case of swamp ass, the sweat started accumulating about an hour ago, now the wet spot's as big as a fuckin basketball.
swamp ass by Philbert Rhosenburg March 11, 2004