Philatio's definitions

Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.

I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.

by Philatio January 12, 2023

Chocolate Cherry

When you stick your index and middle fingers in a menstruating vagina and your pinky finger in her anus, then you wipe your hand across some ones face.

Last night, my girl was on the rag and I ended up giving my self a chocolate cherry.

by Philatio February 24, 2009