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Definitions by Philatio

Like a buffing, but with a muff.
I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.
Muffer by Philatio January 12, 2023

Chocolate Cherry 

When you stick your index and middle fingers in a menstruating vagina and your pinky finger in her anus, then you wipe your hand across some ones face.
Last night, my girl was on the rag and I ended up giving my self a chocolate cherry.
Chocolate Cherry by Philatio February 24, 2009