Definitions by Philan the Barbarian

Monkey nut cruncher 

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

Monkey nut cruncher by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

QTS 

Qualified Togger Squeezers

I need to get my bishop jaffed by QTS.

QTS by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003