Phil Tort's definitions

BERTUZZI

To attempt to remedy a situation only making it worse because of your own stupidity.

Man, trying to put out a fire with gasoline sure was a Bertuzzi on my part!

by Phil Tort March 11, 2004

stinky stranger

When you fart so hard you tickle your own dick. Much like the stranger except instead of a numb hand it's a fart.

After that burrito I got a visit from the stinky stranger.

by Phil Tort January 6, 2005

BERTUZZI

To attack from behind

Watch your back. Don't wanna get Bertuzzied

by Phil Tort March 11, 2004