Definitions by Phil Mcrackin

Bumpersticker 

When you slap your partner's ass whilst in doggy style so hard that it leaves a well-defined handprint.

I left a bumpersticker on your mom the other night. She loved it!

Bumpersticker by Phil McRackin December 11, 2023

scissor-in-laws 

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

scissor-in-laws by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

Salmon handcuffs 

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met

fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

Salmon handcuffs by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006

Turtles breath 

The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off

Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.

Turtles breath by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004