Phil Mcrackin's definitions

Turtles breath

The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off

Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.

by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004

scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

Salmon handcuffs

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met

fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006

Bumpersticker

When you slap your partner's ass whilst in doggy style so hard that it leaves a well-defined handprint.

I left a bumpersticker on your mom the other night. She loved it!

by Phil McRackin December 11, 2023