Phil H.'s definitions

Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.

by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

mosquito

A small, winged insect that sucks blood from humans to feed it's offspring.

I swatted the mosquito off of my arm.

by Phil H. September 8, 2003