faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people
noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"
my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."
(verb) To take a bong hit, chug an entire beer, then exhale the pot smoke.
Let's do some chongs to get messed up real fast.
