Definitions by Phil E Drifter

retardese 

faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people

noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"

my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."

retardese by Phil E Drifter February 22, 2008

chong 

(verb) To take a bong hit, chug an entire beer, then exhale the pot smoke.

Let's do some chongs to get messed up real fast.

chong by Phil E Drifter August 4, 2007