Definitions by Phil Collins & Sons

Mandem assemble 

Definition 1: To summon or assemble thou Mandem or Gang

Definition 2: The opposite of Mandem roll out

opp and his fellow companions: “we caught you lacking son”

You: “I think not MANDEM ASSEMBLE! OPP BE READY FOR A BRAWL”

Mandem assemble by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Sam collins 

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

Sam collins by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021

Samwise Shmuel 

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

Samwise Shmuel by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021

Alfie morgan 

the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver

Alfie Morgan oooh he’s well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house

Alfie morgan by Phil Collins & Sons October 20, 2021