tud

absolute crap (abbreviation of TURD)

"Your PC is a load of old tud!"

by Phil Clarke August 05, 2003

Jack in the box

When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.

I was banging this hot chick buy I finished early so my buddy jack in the boxed me.

by Phil Clarke July 06, 2015

suck my balls

to cause a vacuum with ones mouth around the testicular sack (scrotum)

"would you like to suck mah baws?"

by Phil Clarke August 04, 2003