Definitions by Phil Bailey

split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

split the charge by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Meth breath 

The condition experienced after an all night bender, whereby one's breath takes the form of methylated spirits fumes

"Oh god, i am never drinking again, I have the worst meth breath ever, here, pass me a mint will you"

Meth breath by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

pig rooter 

Man who will fuck any girl, regardless of how fat and ugly she is

Oh man, that guy is a total pigrooter, did you see the fatty he did last night?

pig rooter by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

lock of the week 

a term used to convince others to sports invest there entire account balance on a relatively unlikely sports outcome

"Listen, you have to put it all on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers tonight, it's my lock of the week"
You then proceed to lose a grand, and have to drink yourself to death

lock of the week by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

mamooma 

What one calls Narooma (NSW, Australia) whilst on a drunken bender, making Lyle Meaney drink like a real man....

"Where in mamooma, no, mamooma, no, MAMOOMA, that's N-A-R-O-O-M-A... Hey Lyle, stop drinking like a sissy, that's how my girlfriend drinks, what did you say Lyle, you want a TP?"

mamooma by Phil Bailey April 12, 2005