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a term used to convince others to sports invest there entire account balance on a relatively unlikely sports outcome
"Listen, you have to put it all on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers tonight, it's my lock of the week"
You then proceed to lose a grand, and have to drink yourself to death
You then proceed to lose a grand, and have to drink yourself to death
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Get the lock of the week mug.A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)
"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Get the split the charge mug.The condition experienced after an all night bender, whereby one's breath takes the form of methylated spirits fumes
"Oh god, i am never drinking again, I have the worst meth breath ever, here, pass me a mint will you"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Get the Meth breath mug.An exclamation given upon one realising one's integrity and moral fortitude is being questioned. Especially where those judging, have no grounds to make such an indictment
(Random person who lives life of quiet desperation): "You are such a bad man!"
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Get the More weight mug."I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
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