mamooma

What one calls Narooma (NSW, Australia) whilst on a drunken bender, making Lyle Meaney drink like a real man....

"Where in mamooma, no, mamooma, no, MAMOOMA, that's N-A-R-O-O-M-A... Hey Lyle, stop drinking like a sissy, that's how my girlfriend drinks, what did you say Lyle, you want a TP?"

by Phil Bailey April 12, 2005

Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

More weight

An exclamation given upon one realising one's integrity and moral fortitude is being questioned. Especially where those judging, have no grounds to make such an indictment

(Random person who lives life of quiet desperation): "You are such a bad man!"
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Meth breath

The condition experienced after an all night bender, whereby one's breath takes the form of methylated spirits fumes

"Oh god, i am never drinking again, I have the worst meth breath ever, here, pass me a mint will you"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005