Phallus Festivus 's definitions

Click Remorse

The sense of visceral regret that one feels after searching the internet for something that seemed innocuous yet in actuality was horrific and unforgettable.

Todd: Ermahgerd...Bro, I just watched tubgirl and now I'm rockin some serious click remorse.

by Phallus Festivus June 5, 2018

Massage-a-troi

A massage involving two massueses and one recipient. Essentially the threesome of massages.

That massage-a-troi was extremely relaxing but a little confusing.

by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014

Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014