Definitions by Phallus Festivus

Click Remorse 

The sense of visceral regret that one feels after searching the internet for something that seemed innocuous yet in actuality was horrific and unforgettable.

Todd: Ermahgerd...Bro, I just watched tubgirl and now I'm rockin some serious click remorse.

Click Remorse by Phallus Festivus June 5, 2018

Muff puncher 

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

Muff puncher by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014

Massage-a-troi 

A massage involving two massueses and one recipient. Essentially the threesome of massages.

That massage-a-troi was extremely relaxing but a little confusing.

Massage-a-troi by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014