Petunia Farmer's definitions

quantum fuck

1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.

2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.

My Quantum Fuck is incredibly hot. Last night he quantum fucked me so well I lost the ability to type for a few minutes.

by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009

porngram

Text, IM, or email sex.

Wait outside while I read this porngram that just came in from my quantum fuck.

by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009

virtual sex

Sex by means of electronic media, ie e-mail, IM, or text messaging

I hate it when the connection goes down right in the middle of virtual sex.

by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009