2 definitions by Peter x Joe

MM

MM means " Masturbation May" Or the same thing with march, but this is for the girls, its similar to DDD or NNN but, just for masturbation.

woman: "have you masturbated yet?"
other woman: "yeah no shit its MM"
woman: :"its hard"
other woman: "you fucking mistake"

by Peter x Joe November 20, 2019

SDP

SDP means, "Squeaking Dick Problem" If you have SDP, have fun having your dog rip it out.

Joe swanson: *squeaks dick*
Dog: :O
Also dog: *Bites Joe's dick off*
Joe: WHAT THE FUCK CALL 9-1-1 NOW MIKE TURNER BIT MY DICK OF BECAUSE I HAVE SDP
Mike: No, I don't think I will.

by Peter x Joe November 3, 2019