Peter North's definitions

Bruce Bag

common term for an asshole douche

dude aaron got the biggest Bruce Bag today

by Peter North May 9, 2004

DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

by peter north July 10, 2003

Pudd

A short, retarded, shriveled, small, nut sack; ball sack. Commonly associated with a chode

Dude, you got a pudd.

by Peter North September 26, 2004

chode

A foking dick thats short, hairy, and fat!

Dude, you got a foking chode!

by Peter North September 26, 2004

Gilstrap

A Gilstrap is an incredibly sexy being of the male persuasion. This species has been known to attract females of all genres, although he prefers the "white meat".

That Gilstrap is da' man sista, I want him to let me ride the bologna pony.

by Peter North February 11, 2004

Drunk and Horny

What I am right now.

I want a girl on my jock as we speak.

by Peter North November 25, 2003

gut

To fuck a girl so deeply (usually with a very long cock) that you bump up into her internal organs with your cock, causing much pain and discomfort for her, but a very interesting and enjoyable sensation for you!

"She screamed in agony as he gutted her with his throbbing 12" cock."

by peter north October 13, 2003