Definitions by Peter Anthony Johsnon
shitquake
A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.
Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."
shitquake by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006
sperm gulper
A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.
sperm gulper by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006
tickle the tuna
"Yeah you made out, but the question is, did you tickle the tuna?"
"Yeah man, I tickled her tuna last night, it was sick."
"Yeah man, I tickled her tuna last night, it was sick."
tickle the tuna by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006