Definitions by Pervy P

Bumsniff 

Sniffing something with one's anus. Place the anus over somebodys face and clench the muscles of the bottom,, the opposite of a fart, thus bumsniffing.

Michael always wanted to bumsniff Merlo, so when the chance came, he bumsniffed him then he had a tashwank to celebrate.

Bumsniff by Pervy P April 28, 2009

Eggfarts Benedict

Eggfarts Benedict is the same as normal eggs benedict but is scented with the aroma of ones smelly eggfarts before the eggs benedict is consumed.

Noddy was hungry so Mac made him some eggfarts benedict.

Eggfarts Benedict by Pervy P April 28, 2009

Cheesewank

Like a normal wank but spreadable cheese is smeared all over the penis before masturbation takes place.

Hairy Johnny Naye was horny after seeing Noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesewank when he went home.

Cheesewank by Pervy P April 28, 2009