Peruvian Dave's definitions

Mellow roses

A posh British term for marijuana

Hey Albert, would you like to smoke some mellow roses with me

by Peruvian Dave November 14, 2019

Clive Woodward

When you wake your wife/ girlfriend up in the middle of the night and give her a Clive Woodward style breakdown of the game, backed up with stats.

Wake Anya up and give her a Clive Woodward.

by Peruvian Dave October 19, 2019