Definitions by Peruvian Dave

Mellow roses 

A posh British term for marijuana

Hey Albert, would you like to smoke some mellow roses with me

Mellow roses by Peruvian Dave November 14, 2019

Clive Woodward 

When you wake your wife/ girlfriend up in the middle of the night and give her a Clive Woodward style breakdown of the game, backed up with stats.

Wake Anya up and give her a Clive Woodward.

Clive Woodward by Peruvian Dave October 19, 2019