Perhaps a pedophile's definitions

soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?

by Perhaps a pedophile January 31, 2018

Spine

A one big bone in your human body

Doctor : This is your spine
Me : Wtf put it back

by Perhaps a pedophile October 29, 2017