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Thompson Creeper
The Thompson creeper in Thompson, Pennsylvania Lives in myth and legend. All of Susquehanna County and Northeastern Pennsylvania have heard rumors and stories of his existence. Some say it is very much like the bigfoot sightings throughout the United States.
On dark starless nights you can hear him
and his screeching yowel, in the distance. It is best to get indoors if you hear his call. Like the legends of sasquatch, there are no very clear distinct pictures of the creeper. No game camera has captured a clear image of his likeness. The stories of the Thompson creeper date back to the 1880s when the railroads used to be shuttling coal and lumber through the region.
On dark starless nights you can hear him
and his screeching yowel, in the distance. It is best to get indoors if you hear his call. Like the legends of sasquatch, there are no very clear distinct pictures of the creeper. No game camera has captured a clear image of his likeness. The stories of the Thompson creeper date back to the 1880s when the railroads used to be shuttling coal and lumber through the region.
I exited the cabin to use the outhouse at midnight and immediately came back inside. "I think I just heard the Thompson Creeper howling in the distance."
Thompson Creeper by Perfectly Healthy Retard March 25, 2026
slopahoundasaurus
(n)- an animal that moves so fast that it cannot be identified.
(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.
(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.
(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.
(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.
We went around the curve and something jumped out in front of the car causing us to swerve and hit the pole. The responding officer asked what it was. Our reply was: "We don't really know. Perhaps it was a slopahoundasaurus."
slopahoundasaurus by Perfectly Healthy Retard March 9, 2019