Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Percy Flage

Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.

Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.

Portmanteau word formed from exam-orgasm. What you have when you walk out of your last exam.

I came out of the "Paradise Lost" A-level and had an exasm in my pants.

Exasm by Percy Flage December 6, 2012

When you orally stimulate your grandmother's arse hole.

BOY 1: Have you tried nanilingus?
BOY 2: Not recently, my nan's dead - worse luck!