3 definitions by Percy Flage

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.
Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.
by Percy Flage February 3, 2013
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When you orally stimulate your grandmother's arse hole.
BOY 1: Have you tried nanilingus?
BOY 2: Not recently, my nan's dead - worse luck!
by Percy Flage August 30, 2010
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Portmanteau word formed from exam-orgasm. What you have when you walk out of your last exam.
I came out of the "Paradise Lost" A-level and had an exasm in my pants.
by Percy Flage December 2, 2012
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