Definitions by Pentozali

tardis 

An idiotic person; someone who has a limited attention span; punning on "-tard" from "retard" and "TARDIS", the police box-shaped time machine/spacecraft from Doctor Who, the person's mind is "floating through time and space".

Get that tardis to come over here right now!

tardis by pentozali December 28, 2005

I Felta Thi

Hypothetical fraternity one joins after having been "sworn in" with a good night of drinking and romance.

Look! Bob's been un-dweebed! He finally made it to I Felta Thi!

I Felta Thi by pentozali December 28, 2005

The Incredible Bulk

An unbelevably morbidly obese person, well over 300 lbs.

Laura, if you keep eating like that, you'll become The Incredible Bulk!

The Incredible Bulk by pentozali December 28, 2005

lslmpaf 

Acronym for "laughing so loudly my pants are falling".

I just saw that performance by PDQ Bach and I'm, like, lslmpaf!

lslmpaf by pentozali December 28, 2005

licorice pizza 

A vinyl LP record for a turntable or phonograph.

Some of those old folk songs you love to listen to are only on the old licorice pizzas right now. You can't get 'em on CD---yet.

licorice pizza by pentozali December 28, 2005

bulom 

Acronym for "big ugly lump of metal". Any object, especially a microscope, made from metal that seems to be built with no aesthetic value in mind, and sometimes, but not necessarily, cheaply made.

Why are you using that bulom? Use THIS microscope. It looks and works a lot better on your work area, and it takes up less space!

bulom by pentozali December 28, 2005

Daisy Doody

A woman of loose morals; a prostitute. From a character in Harry Martinson's space play/opera "Aniara".

I've gone to that nabe and all I saw at the bar was that Daisy Doody that always hangs around.

Daisy Doody by pentozali December 28, 2005