GoGuardian

Something that sucks. It does many bad things:
1. Blocks Sites
2. Blocks Extensions
3. Blocks Apps
4. Blocks Games
5. It is torture
6. It blocks Urban Dictionary (Yeah I am using a different account)
7. Teachers get mad when you are not on GoGuardian
8. Students just think of "Get that thing away right now!"
9. It is 99.99% s***
10. Wow 10 reasons! And yet, ALL of them give me a heart attack.
11. Some settings are controlled
12. Teachers can see your devices during class (I wouldn't say that is bad but still...
13. Sometimes in my school, GoGuardian is called GG, which stands for "good game." But I think it stands for "Good Grief," or maybe "Giving Gastroenteritis." Yeah, the last one sounds better. GoGuardian gives people Gastroenteritis. So why do administrators use it? Because it gives Gastroenteritis.

Fortunately, there are some BYPASSING strategies:
1. Go to extensions, and REMOVE EXTENSION.
If that button doesn't appear,
2. Turn the extension off.
If that doesn't work,
3. Search up the website you are looking for. Click "cached."
If the web cache site is blocked, then... keep reading.
Bad news, if you are still reading here to see ways to bypass GoGuardian, you have reached the ways I DID NOT FIGURE OUT BY ONE MONTH.
4. An amazing site! Titaniumnetwork.org lets you bypass many site.
Now, if this gets blocked, you are unlucky.
Person A from State X: Let's go play this game together!
Person B from State Y: GoGuardian!!! >:(
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 07, 2021
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get knoggined

Mean guy: Get knoggined, you idiot!
The person the Mean Guy called "Idiot": Ya you so mean you will get knoggined by the teacher 14 feet away.
Teacher: I heard all of that.
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STOFF

STOFF.
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Take that thing away

What you say when you want to remove GoGuardian
Teacher: can you do a favor?
Administrator: Yes?
Teacher: TAKE THAT THING AWAY RIGHT NOW
Administrator: Never...
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 12, 2021
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EEZ

is
ZAT EEZ COOL
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hypertab

A tab inside a tab.
I am gonna search on a hypertab.
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