Pengueleon 's definitions

Knat

Past tense of knit

I Knat a woollen sweater yesterday

by Pengueleon June 11, 2016

Penisposter

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Cab'd

It's in every New York movie, the legend of being "Cab'd"
It's that situation that never happens in real life...
It's the popular ghetto slang term that, I regret to inform you, has never been popular, let alone existent...
1. To be Cab'd: To hail a cab, see them make eye contact, then watch in despair as they drive off into the sunset.
2. be Cab'd (yes there is a pun): You have successfully hailed a cab, congratulations! However, as you turn around to put your last bags in the boot, you see the cab is not there, it is but a yellow dot in the distance.
Trending ghetto slang in the year 2020 s described as:
My nigga, you've just been Cab'd

*you hail a cab and pick up your luggage*
*cab drives away*

*from the back seat you can distinctly see the face of a smug American laughing at your misfortune*
Fellow American: Hey it's like that scene from... every rom com movie set in... New York...
Narrator: well this is not unusual, it's in the movies... you've just bee cab'd

by Pengueleon April 18, 2017

Jitter Fest

When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.

"Gee look at that guy he must be having a full on Jitter Fest"

by Pengueleon June 11, 2015