Penelope Storm's definitions

homophobic

Afraid that people will think you are gay, particularly if you do or say something that is traditionally assigned to the opposite gender

John Pow is homophobic, he's afraid people will think he's gay because he sucks cocks
After saying he liked Lady Gaga, Tommy became homophobic.

by penelope storm September 2, 2013

facebookundator

a person on Facebook who over posts and/or changes status updates on a continuous basis causing your news feed to be inundated with their posts

Penelope was the quintessential Facebookundator, she posted songs and pics once every 5 minutes all day every day.

by Penelope Storm July 19, 2011

Village Casino

A bar in Bemus Point New York where the locals and the summer crowd of tourists like to spontaneously hook up and get filthy drunk on a daily basis until summer ends, often ending in pregnancy and/or broken relationships.

Patrick was able to find a spontaneous hook up at the Village Casino over the summer.

If you're ever in Bemus Point, New York be sure and stop in at the Village Casino to get your drink and your jiggy on.

by Penelope Storm July 31, 2011

hornblocked

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.

Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

History of Erectimy

the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours

Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

puffy puppy puss

the puffy part of a dog's vajayjay that sticks out by her butt when she's ready to go into heat often very puffy and odd to gander at

Gracie had a puffy puppy puss and Ciaree knew it was time to stop the stray dogs from coming in the yard.

by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011

testicular resignation

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole

Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."

by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011