speed bagging

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.
Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!
by Penelope Storm July 05, 2012
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homophobic

Afraid that people will think you are gay, particularly if you do or say something that is traditionally assigned to the opposite gender
John Pow is homophobic, he's afraid people will think he's gay because he sucks cocks
After saying he liked Lady Gaga, Tommy became homophobic.
by penelope storm September 02, 2013
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erectomy

the process by which your erection is demolished by viewing an undesirable
Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.

Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.

Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!
by Penelope Storm August 05, 2012
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pervin a dish

The act of oogling over a hot chick and getting a bit of a woody.
Tim was pervin a dish when he felt that certain something in his pants.

Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!

Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!
by Penelope Storm July 05, 2012
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facebookundator

a person on Facebook who over posts and/or changes status updates on a continuous basis causing your news feed to be inundated with their posts
Penelope was the quintessential Facebookundator, she posted songs and pics once every 5 minutes all day every day.
by Penelope Storm July 19, 2011
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pototonic

when the pot is so good, you're catatonic
While smoking the chronic, Noyb became pototonic, he was so stoned.

Lumpy became pototonic after shamokin the weed from the mount, it was epic.

We smoked so much last night we were pototonic and couldn't move!
by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012
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puffy puppy puss

the puffy part of a dog's vajayjay that sticks out by her butt when she's ready to go into heat often very puffy and odd to gander at
Gracie had a puffy puppy puss and Ciaree knew it was time to stop the stray dogs from coming in the yard.
by Penelope Storm August 03, 2011
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