Definitions by Pendu pessi

Spainjury 

Spain received this nickname after only playing flop & injury soccer. They could not score or play defence so they resorted to this tactic to help them win with the refs help

“Hey did you see Spainjury win against France?”
“Yea, they stayed on the floor for the whole game to they could avoid playing soccer. Paying the ref helped too”

Spainjury by Pendu pessi July 9, 2024

Pentugal 

Portugal’s official international team name for soccer. They were awarded the name after only winning games on penalties

Hey did you see the Pentugal game?
Yes, they won in Penalty shootout after Pendu missed his penalty during the game.

Pentugal by Pendu pessi July 2, 2024