Definitions by Pencil-Dick Jones

Doodie Dick 

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

Doodie Dick by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

Doodie Fuck 

When a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a massive pile of feces between the woman's legs. Then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect penis, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. Failure to wash up afterwards can result in Doodie Dick (see definition).

Man Jocelyn is so hot I wanna Doodie Fuck her all night long.

Doodie Fuck by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

Arabian Sunglasses

When a man delicately places each testicle over each eye-lid of his partner.

Arabian Sunglasses. Sarah mentioned how bright it was outside today. So I offered her a pair of "Arabian Sunglassses".

Arabian Sunglasses by Pencil-Dick Jones April 28, 2011

The Bianchi Dipstick 

The act of being in the 69 position and "checking the girl's oil" (insertion of finger into doodie hole). Then sniffing finger for purity. Checking anal viscosity.

The Bianchi Dipstick: That girl Jen looks pretty hot. I'm gonna give her a Bianchi Dipstick and check her 10w30.

The Bianchi Dipstick by Pencil-Dick Jones April 28, 2011