by Peesalot July 18, 2017
A sexual position in which a female(or male) lay across two males, who are in the front seats of a vehicle. The female (or male) performs oral sex on one male and the other male has vaginal or anal sex with him or her.
I almost wrecked my car, when we turned Ted's wife into a lap dog. It was the best Roader I've ever had.
by Peesalot July 18, 2017
A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.
Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.
by Peesalot August 03, 2018