4 definitions by Pears On Special
Metaphor for someone who never tells the truth, it’s like they live in a cesspit of bullshit.
The worst human beings live here
The worst human beings live here
Aaron - “Jack, who’s your favourite footballer?”
Jack - “Uhhhh, Crista Ronaldo. Suwi ?!”
Aaron - “What the cunt are you on about? You are in cap city.”
Jack - “Uhhhh, Crista Ronaldo. Suwi ?!”
Aaron - “What the cunt are you on about? You are in cap city.”
by Pears On Special March 27, 2022
Similar to Haphazard as suggests a lack of organisation and rather chaos, but also suggests that the subject is capping.
by Pears On Special May 6, 2022
Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.
Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.
Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.
James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."
Will: "Penile dramas."
James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."
Will: "Penile dramas."
James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."
by Pears On Special April 1, 2022
Someone who cannot form a literal sentence without capping in it, they’re constantly capping. Known as the most fucking annoying people to exist.
Permanent resident of Cap City.
Derived from the prefix ‘cap’ and the German suffix ‘meister’ suggesting superlative cap.
Permanent resident of Cap City.
Derived from the prefix ‘cap’ and the German suffix ‘meister’ suggesting superlative cap.
Jack - “So last night I got bitches at Aaron’s party.” *whimpers in cap like the little bitch he is*
Any normal person - “Jack is the capmeister. I do not know a worse fucking human being in existence.”
Another normal person - “Yeah, he gets no bitches.”
Any normal person - “Jack is the capmeister. I do not know a worse fucking human being in existence.”
Another normal person - “Yeah, he gets no bitches.”
by Pears On Special March 27, 2022