Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Peach kefir

Baritoot

Low-pitched, long duration flatulence accentuated by reverberation and stench

A strained high pitched fart sometimes produced against great resistance

Did you hear Dad’s fartetto at the end of the movie? Don’t let him buy the diet root beer and sugar free gummy bears again.

I’m going out of town this weekend. My girlfriend has the peach kefir.