PeTe's definitions

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

cobbie

the exact opposite of being the leader in a peer's group, ie, being the person whose presence noone notices.

Don't waste your time with this cobbie! He's a noone!

by Pete August 27, 2003

cape may

A bunch of old people who goes down to the shore for vacation.

Look at the old bastards walking around Cape May with their sweaters around their neck.

by pete February 18, 2005

seghet

really awesome

Orinally used by Ian Ferguson

That is Seghet.

by pete December 3, 2003

fishy flaps

A woman's labia, usually one that hangs out and smells rather vivid.

Her fishy flaps could be smelt as soon as I walked into the room.

by Pete November 15, 2004

Waa-waa

The sound a trombone with a mute makes. The trombone often being played by a man with sunglasses and a berret. Two consecutive notes in a row, the first being higher than the second. Only used when someone does something dumb.

"Hahaha, that fucker backed into the car! Waa-waa!" or "You blew bong juice all over your pants! Waa-waa!"

by Pete April 21, 2003

land of steers and queers

Aka Texas

Only steers and queers come from texas

by Pete May 4, 2003