mad-twatter

A twatter who is quite clearly mad
mad-twatter, to madly twat things
by Paul sykes May 12, 2006
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shagger

An attractive lady with nice round bits who shags a lot
"COOOOR mate get a load of that SHAGGER, GOOOOOOOD!!!
by Paul sykes May 12, 2006
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Kaif

A sexually appealling woman who knows it, with small amounts of clothing, can also be used as plural
1. "Hey mate, check out the Kaif at 3 o'clock"
2. "KAIF!!!!" said loudly to attract other male collegues
by Paul sykes May 12, 2006
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