Paul sykes's definitions

mad-twatter

A twatter who is quite clearly mad

mad-twatter, to madly twat things

by Paul sykes May 19, 2006

shagger

An attractive lady with nice round bits who shags a lot

"COOOOR mate get a load of that SHAGGER, GOOOOOOOD!!!

by Paul sykes May 19, 2006

Kaif

A sexually appealling woman who knows it, with small amounts of clothing, can also be used as plural

1. "Hey mate, check out the Kaif at 3 o'clock"
2. "KAIF!!!!" said loudly to attract other male collegues

by Paul sykes May 19, 2006