Definitions by Paul sykes

mad-twatter 

A twatter who is quite clearly mad

mad-twatter, to madly twat things

mad-twatter by Paul sykes May 19, 2006

shagger 

An attractive lady with nice round bits who shags a lot

"COOOOR mate get a load of that SHAGGER, GOOOOOOOD!!!

shagger by Paul sykes May 19, 2006

Kaif 

A sexually appealling woman who knows it, with small amounts of clothing, can also be used as plural

1. "Hey mate, check out the Kaif at 3 o'clock"
2. "KAIF!!!!" said loudly to attract other male collegues

Kaif by Paul sykes May 19, 2006