Paul Mapantzoffs's definitions

Nonce

A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST

Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST

by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022

Memphis Ramfist

When you bang your elbow on the desk and extend upwards with a fist and watch the slags sit on it.

Klassy took the Memphis Ramfist and never walked again.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 17, 2022

The Diddler

Someone who likes to diddle with Technology outside of work such as a VOIP System or NAS

Did you see The Diddler he has got a new NAS and is rubbing his knees.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 24, 2022