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Definitions by Paul Mapantzoffs
Nonce
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A British
Paedophile
who
usually
drives a Vauxhall Corsa or
Fiesta ST
Did you
see that nonce
driving around
in his
Fiesta ST
Nonce
by
Paul Mapantzoffs
September 22, 2022
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The Diddler
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Someone
who likes to diddle with
Technology
outside
of work such as a VOIP System or NAS
Did you
see The
Diddler
he has got a new NAS and is
rubbing
his knees.
The Diddler
by
Paul Mapantzoffs
March 24, 2022
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Memphis Ramfist
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When
you bang
your elbow on
the desk
and extend upwards with a fist and watch the slags
sit on it
.
Klassy
took the
Memphis
Ramfist and never
walked
again.
Memphis Ramfist
by
Paul Mapantzoffs
March 17, 2022
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