Definitions by Paul Hopwood

Chickpea 

1. A pulse, often used in Indian cookery.

2. The female pleasure centre. The holy grail. The clitoris.

She lay there, idly flicking her chickpea.

Chickpea by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006

baked bean 

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.

It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.

baked bean by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006

Jelly Mould 

1. A mould for Jelly (n.)

2. The yellowing, crusty stain found on the front of a pair of pants that have been left in the washing some time after having been defiled by gentleman juice.

Bridget Jones's sensible pants were the only ones left untainted by jelly mould.

Jelly Mould by Paul Hopwood October 5, 2006