Definitions by Paul Hicks

touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

touser chutney by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005

bargain munter 

A munter that is yours for only 2 pints!
Literally cheap as chips.

I can't be bothered with any 'posh stuff' tonight, think i'll just go for some Bargain munter!

bargain munter by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005

zosh 

The female genitals yoni

My-Oh-My! Those leggins are tight! Yeah I know! Look at the Zosh on that!

zosh by Paul Hicks March 11, 2005

Tray of Cress 

an elaborately hairy vagina. A thick thatch.

As in: Did she have a hairy minge?
Aye she did! It was like a tray of cress!!

Tray of Cress by Paul Hicks March 11, 2005