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A wooly back is a Supporter of Havant & Waterlooville Football Club, they are called this because they Mainly live in Middle Class Suburbs like Purbrook and Wear sheep skin jackets
by Paul Foxton September 24, 2021
Get the wooly back mug.A wooly back is Someone who lives in one of the Suburban Middle Class villages near but NOT in, Portsmouth, wooly backs usually come from posh suburban villages such as Purbrook, Horndean, Bedhampton, Clanfield and Petersfield and drink in posh family Wine bars such as The Woodman
by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021
Get the wooly back mug.Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.
by Paul Foxton October 3, 2021
Get the Crookhorn mug.Worzels or occasionally Spelt Wurzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who live in The City known as Southampton, They talk like Carrot munching farmers and Speak with a Strong West Country Accent, People in the neighbouring City of Portsmouth feel sorry for them and view them as harmless little Scummers.
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by Paul Foxton September 5, 2021
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