Definitions by Paul Foxton

Farm Face 

A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.

"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"

Farm Face by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021

wooly back 

A wooly back is Someone who lives in one of the Suburban Middle Class villages near but NOT in, Portsmouth, wooly backs usually come from posh suburban villages such as Purbrook, Horndean, Bedhampton, Clanfield and Petersfield and drink in posh family Wine bars such as The Woodman

He's not a True Pompey fan, he's a wooly back.

wooly back by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021

Purbrook

Purbrook is a Middle Class village about 5 miles outside of Portsmouth The residents are usually upper middle class and have a well spoken Posh Suburban dialect which is mocked and ridiculed by The more working class residents of Portsmouth

Somebody from Portsmouth would say
"Did you see those Soft Middle Class Boys from Purbrook earlier?, they wouldn’t last a second down the town"

Purbrook by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021

Wurzel 

A Wurzel is a Supporter of Southampton Football Club, It’s usually used in a derogatory sense by People from Portsmouth to describe Southampton Fans, People in Southampton are known as Wurzels due to speaking with The West Country Accent.

"Danny Ings is a Wurzel"

Wurzel by Paul Foxton July 26, 2021