Paul 's definitions

benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!

I lose my benitalia in the war.

by Paul March 22, 2005

math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

by Paul September 3, 2003

uninvisible

not invisible

Hey, you're uninvisible, man.

by Paul February 9, 2004

butt chutney

Pieces of poo around the anus

I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.

by Paul September 4, 2003

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

swart

woman with a large flabby ass; fat chick. Derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. The word "Sweetheart" was written across the ass of her pants. Only "Swart" was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her ass crack.

Did you see that swart get into her car? It tilted a foot to the left!

by Paul June 18, 2006

The Day After Tomorrow

The Greatest Crappy in the world. Science in it doesn't make sense. Go with Geology students you will know what I mean.

I laughed threw The Day After Tomorrow. It isn't supposed to be funny though.

by Paul June 2, 2004