Paul's definitions

reezee

Reezee means REAL. Reezee is just an offshot of the word real. The first sound of the word is attached to "zee" to make the whole sound rhyme with other -zee and -zle words like shizzle, dizzle...

Freezin fo reezee
It's freezing for real.

by Paul January 23, 2005

Grady

Absconder/fugitive from the law. Average age is 33-37 years and can usually be found Riding Coat Tale at one’s parents home. Has known to possess homosexual tendencies and strong addiction to porn. Caution: One should never try to approach a Grady due to the fact that they are masters at gypsy hypnosis and owe money to past friends in amounts ranging from $150 to several thousand dollars.

Oh shit, don't let that guy in your home, he's likely to pull a Grady on you and charge thousands of dollars worth of porn to your cable bill.

by Paul February 2, 2005

asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.

DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.

by Paul June 19, 2006

mollywhop

1. to fuck someone up

Nigga, I am about to straight up mollywhop you yo.

by paul December 15, 2004

nava

A person (usually a female) who intentionally goes out of their way to gross you out.

My girlfriend knew I wanted sex last night so she purposely didn't flush a huge green shit in the toilet. She knew that would turn me off, boy what a freakin nava.

by paul January 19, 2004

Hasu

Hasu > Chobo > Gosu
noob > novice > Pro

cant spell asuki-rhyme without IM HASU

by Paul June 13, 2004

corn on the cob

after anal sexual desires are forfilled, you take the penis out, if there is reminances of corn, you make the oral hostess eat the corn, thus inducing vomit and emotional scaring

i made that ho give me a corn on the cob

by paul December 3, 2003