Patrick from Atown's definitions

dirty gooch rash

rash one gets when sttempting to keep the gooch clean and attempting to clean up dirty gooch hair. caused when one shampoos said gooch and doesnt rinse properly hence forming the DIRTY GOOCH RASH!

Homie 1:Nigga my gooch be itchin!i think i got the dirty gooch rash!!!11one
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!

at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area

by Patrick from Atown November 30, 2006

christmas songs

songs sung for christmas hence the name "christmas songs" even retards that look shit up like christmas songs should know that

my version of the christmas song "deck the halls"

Deck the halls with Gasoline!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Light a match and watch them scream!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Watch the world burn to ashes
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Aren't you glad I play with matches?
Fa la la la la..la la la la!

and because the example must use "christmas songs" and i only wanna put 1 christmas song here...the preceeding was created

by Patrick from Atown December 3, 2006

cincinnati air freshener

n. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to experiance

Dude 1:dude i just totally cincinnati air freshener'ed that elevator
Dude 2:dude youre whack

by Patrick from Atown December 10, 2006