Patrick E. Parker's definitions

it-getter

An It-getter is someone who fully understands and embraces the concepts, principles, and philosophy of Truthiness.

An It-getter knows truthiness runs our government.

by Patrick E. Parker December 14, 2008

Anti-claus

Leader of the forces waging war on Christmas.

Anti-claus dropped an IED down my chimney Christmas eve, but the package smelled of hummus so I didn't open it.

by Patrick E. Parker January 13, 2007

grinchitude

Adopting a view of disdain or scorn towards Christmas and the Christmas spirit.

It's time those liberal lefties dropped the grinchitude and got into the Christmas spirit.

by Patrick E. Parker December 10, 2008

Scenister

An adjective used to describe the sinister fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.

Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?

Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.

She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.

by Patrick E. Parker May 9, 2008

Scenister

An adjective used to describe the vile fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.

Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?

Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.

She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.

by Patrick E. Parker May 8, 2008