Definitions by Patrick Deguzmann

Tilf 

A teacher I'd like to fuck.

Mr Norman is such a TILF, I would so bang him

Tilf by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Fruit Fiesta 

When you insert your genitalia into a fruit for masturbation purposes.

In Call Me By Your Name Ellio had a fruit fiesta when he stuck his dick in a peach

Fruit Fiesta by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Violin Plucking 

When one plucks their vagina like a violin.

"Do you mind Violin Plucking my cooter just to rile me up? "Sure, my sweet daughter"

Violin Plucking by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

A Back Door Brian 

When you wouldn't date or fuck a guy but you'd do anal

GIRL #1 "hey are you dating Danny Villeda?" GIRL #2 "Ugg no, he's such A back door Brian"

A Back Door Brian by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018