Patrick's definitions

speyside

A brand of whiskey (://www.speysidedistillery.co.uk/).

clear your thoughts with speyside

by Patrick December 4, 2004

nice male purple

It's a shortened version of a nice male purple people eatter.

Wow, that is a very nice male purple!

by Patrick November 12, 2004

Scrumtrelescent

Beyond perfection.

The show was scrumtrelescent.

by Patrick July 26, 2003

Prepster

Half prep and half gangster.

Kelly you are not a gangster you are a prepster.

by Patrick April 21, 2005

Gouthami

(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).

OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!

I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!

by patrick April 17, 2005

fruit booter

A poser in the rollerblading world, or that one annoying ass bitch that drops into a quarterpipe 3 ft high and thinks that he is the best thing that ever happend to the sport and makes fun of all the other rollerbladers who are just starting and putting forth an effort to the sport.

I am a skaterboarder and I have friends that rollerblade. They can backlip in the halfpipe and I have total respect for them, along with total respect for those that put an effort towards rollerblading. its those stuck up bitches that act like they are the best or think that you arent a decent human being because you're a skateboarder right off the bat.

by Patrick November 9, 2004

dirty turkey

when ur gettin head and u gobble and wave ur hands around

when i was over jareds i heard a wild turkey sound coming from the bedroom

by Patrick February 9, 2005