Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 13, 2003

roast beef sammiches

Beer

Man I'm hung over today because of all those roast beef sammiches I had lastnight.(nm)

by Pater June 10, 2003

IBDA

Abbreviation for Illini Broads Do Anyone

I hooked up with the IBDA lastnight! (nm)

by Pater June 11, 2003