Pat The Phunky Homosapien's definitions

ScReAmInG SqUiTs

The name says it all.

Mcdonalds gives me the screaming squits in a short amount of time.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

paper stack

A rather strange pile of sliced and diced trees in the form of paper that is cool but forbidden in some religions.

I wish jesus could drop a paper stack to get them pigeons of the roof.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003

my foot in your ass

What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.

My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003

COLD SALMON (faj)

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.

Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

The FAJ

He is known as the faj because he loses in skateboarding games that determine skill. One day he was almost called fag, but the words came out wrong, it sounded like, FAJ. This made people laugh. A young boy named Scott laughed so hard that the presence of pop was no longer in his mouth because it came out his nose.

Faj likes little boys.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 30, 2003

splatter

the type of sound made when you throw a pineapple directly at a brick wall and it smells like an urangatang.

"did it go splat or splatter?" Hilary asked bill clinton after he threw a bowl of aunt jamima pancake mix at her crotch.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003