Definitions by Pat Dry

Chip fed 

To describe a person that’s a bit hefty and on the large side. Ie fat. Said in the same way As describing feeding an animal or livestock.
Chip as in the British potato fry more than the American potato chip.

“There’s definitely a chip fed look on the streets of Birmingham today isn’t there sue?”

“Now coming up on the right side, a chip fed monstrosity from Sunderland looking to do some real downright damage”

Chip fed by Pat Dry July 2, 2025

Grape 

The epididymis in a man’s scrotum. The veiny bit behind the testicle Wich transports sperm.

“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on”
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”

Grape by Pat Dry June 30, 2025