Definitions by Pat Buonodono

bloatmeal

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).

I'm stuffed! I had bloatmeal this morning.

The all knowing, all seeing, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head quality all mothers seem to share.

My mother always knows when I'm doing something I shouldn't be, because she's momnicient!