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bloatmeal
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Combining the
cereal
(
oatmeal
) and the
way
it makes you feel (full and bloated).
I'm
stuffed
!
I had
bloatmeal this
morning
.
bloatmeal
by
Pat Buonodono
April 10, 2008
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momnicient
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The all knowing, all
seeing
, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-
head
quality
all mothers seem to share.
My
mother
always
knows when I'm doing
something
I shouldn't be, because she's momnicient!
momnicient
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Pat Buonodono
April 10, 2008
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