2 definitions by Pat Buonodono

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).
by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008
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The all knowing, all seeing, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head quality all mothers seem to share.
My mother always knows when I'm doing something I shouldn't be, because she's momnicient!
by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008
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