Definitions by Pastor Travis

Yetinese 

The language spoken by yetis, it sounds like grunting and screaming to humans.

The large, white haired fellow came up to me and spoke Yetinese, I couldn't understand a word of it.

Yetinese by Pastor Travis March 24, 2008

Discoat 

Removing your coat.

"I got mud all over myself when I fell in the ditch, so I had to discoat before I was let in the house"

Discoat by Pastor Travis March 24, 2008

Stabscotch 

When someone, usually drunk, puts their hand on the table and spreads their fingers out and uses a knife to stab quickly between them. Also known as the Knife Game.

"I cut the shit out of my fingers last night when I tried to play stabscotch, I really shouldn't drink so much"

Stabscotch by Pastor Travis March 24, 2008

Consectetuer

One who writes opinion stories for a publication; An opinion columnist.

"Did you read that new consectetuer in the newspaper? He's writing what we're all too scared to write"

Consectetuer by Pastor Travis January 16, 2008

Complify 

To make something more difficult.

"Don't complify things man, just get a double cheereburger."

Complify by Pastor Travis January 16, 2008

Simplicate 

To make something easier.

"Simplicate your life, dump that broad."

Simplicate by Pastor Travis January 16, 2008