Pashmak Goozberg's definitions

PCT

PCT or Pashmak's comeback theorem is a unique sports betting strategy- in memory of the late Iranian feline Pashmak.

We rode a massive PCT streak and made loads of cash to spend on hookers and booze.

by Pashmak Goozberg March 8, 2010

Goozuffocation

The act of farting or as Persians would say laying a "gooz" while taking a hot water shower (applicable only to stand-up showers). The gooz remains in the shower, entrapped by the down pouring hot water, resulting in the suffocation of oneself by the gooz.

Jimmy decided to shower after pulling some insane meat sweats. He accidently let gas escape and consequently he experienced a goozuffocation.

by Pashmak Goozberg June 7, 2009